Vacation?? whatever.

I just took 3 of my kids to the beach for 3 days.  I always love getting out of town.  Love road trips.  Love the beach.   But, when you have kids with you - it is anything but vacation.  It is work.  I spend my time pretty much constantly distracting kids from fighting, or playing taxi or throwing in the pool... cooking, cleaning, 

wiping butts,  on and on.  

Call me horrible, but I sure would love to bring along a responsible, amazingly fun, energetic teenager to entertain and keep up with my kids.  At least so I could use the bathroom in peace.  

That's not too much to ask is it?! 

Vacation? puhleeez!